RUSSIAN DOLLS: The Brooklyn 'Jersey Shore'

OMGZ ppls, you have no fucking clue how excited I am for the premiere, on August 11th, of Lifetime's new Brooklyn-based take-off on MTV's Jersey Shore: Russian Dolls.

On a scale of 1-10, I'm at like a 678.

Basically this shit is supposed to document the inner-workings of the Russian-American community in Brighton Beach by following 8 dolls and dudes as they eat caviar, wear fur coats and get spray tanned. Someone in the cast is actually married to a guy named Boris. This shit could NOT get any better (from Lifetime's site):

"With unprecedented access to one of the most interesting and mysterious communities in the U.S., Lifetime has announced an August 11 launch date for 'Russian Dolls" (formerly "Brighton Beach"), its all-new reality series following the fast-paced comings and goings of eight larger-than-life men and women who live fully, love passionately and work hard as only they can in Brooklyn's historic Russian-American neighborhood, Brighton Beach."

Needless to say, I'll be recapping this bullshit from start to finish. I've already got Foreign Dude on tap to be my wing man and help translate all the Russian backtalk that doesn't get sub-titled. Yep, this is gonna be epic.

Our buds at Sheepshead Bites have way more scoop as well as break downs for all of the cast members.

Oh, and here's a very delicious video preview:

You guys in, or what??