RUFF IN PARK SLOPE: SHORTY

There are lots of hawt dogs here in the nabe, and Park Slope Lens wants to introduce us to them all. Meet Shorty the boy Poodle.

Dog breed? 
Standard poodle

Five random facts about Shorty?

1. He's a therapy dog. 
2. He's 8 years old. 
3. He's the last of 11 in his litter.  
4. Easy going. 
5. Loves to chase squirrels and stray cats.

If S Dog was a person, what would their profession be?
He'd have a PhD in Philosophy.  He's got a faraway look in his eyes usually, and seems to understand the universe.

[ed. note: so Shorty would be unemployed??].

What celeb does Shortstuff most resemble in looks or personality?
Albert Einstein.  He's humble, yet also profound.