PSBklyn For Sale Already?

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UPDATE: According to the owner, PSBklyn is NOT for sale. They think that perhaps they're being sabotaged?! DRAMZ!

Ok, guys: we've all been talking ad nauseum about how hard it is for businesses to stay open and profitable in this neighborhood and in this economy, but this has GOT to be some sort of motherfucking record. PsBklyn, that weirdo half Chuck E. Cheese, half regular new American restaurant that opened 47 days ago is FOR SALE.

Read it and weep here.

Here's a taste of what the commercial real estate ad says:

BRAND NEW STATE-OF-THE-ART FAMILY RESTAURANT IN CENTER OF PARK SLOPE BROOKLYN

Surely to become one of Brooklyn’s best! With facilities and menu geared toward the family in a fun and casual environment, they have a full supervised game room on the lower level fully stocked with skeeball, pinball machines and a fully array of arcade games. They have a great bar with five types of beer on tap, a mixologist serving quality cocktails and an extensive winelist. Their executive chef, who has been featured on a famous television competition, has created an incredible menu. They also serve delicious pizza and a burger that will surely be hailed as the best in Brooklyn!!!

And here's some more:

Reason For Selling: DIVORCE Extreme personal hardships that have forced the owner to sell his dream restaurant. This experienced restaurateur has spared nothing here. The premises are laid out masterfully and ARE EXCEPTIONALLY BEAUTIFUL.

Price: $649,000

Cash flow: $240,000

Revenue: $1,200,000

Or, you can rent the joint for $9000/month.

a. Yikes on the divorce front...that shit sounds rough. Sorry dude.

b. I wouldn't exactly use the term "masterfully" in terms of the layout. The problem right now is the "adult section" in front is not really so adult when tons of kids have to run through to get to the game room downstairs. The whole place should be turned into a kid mecca. Forget BALLERS, and just focus on the BREEDERS. Do birthday parties, hire clowns, the whole nine yards. At night you can turn it into a teen club.

Or someone can just start over.

But yeah: guess this is proof that that joint is officially cursed.