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Wednesday
Jan232013

People, Hold On To Your Shit: A Park Slope Haiku

Posted by: AuthorRoshow | DateWednesday, January 23, 2013 at 12:00PM

Photo via nym.org

People, Hold on to Your Shit
by Roshow

Lady drops her purse
on the Fourth Ave F platform.
Shit’s gone forever.

Dude’s just at a bar...
Puts down his wallet and phone...
And his shit was snatched.

Old lady’s purse robbed
From her room at Methodist.
That’s some cold-ass shit.

There’s a lesson here:
Park Slope is nice and all, but
People still steal shit.

Source: Park Slope Patch

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