Park Slope Restaurant Tour (Or 'This is Why You're Fat')

If you're someone who:

*tends to eat dinner every night and;

*doesn't like to pay for said dinner

Then you will love the shit out of this Park Slope Restaurant Tour goin' down tonight.

Here's how it works: you basically walk your ass all over the nabe, and stop off at participating restaurants to get a little taste of what shit would be like, if you weren't such a cheap bastard and actually went there on your own.

It's free, so there's really no reason NOT to join in on the fun (and a fucking rerun of Grey's Anatomy is *not* an acceptable excuse, just so you know). You only get a tiny taste at each place, but if you hit them all, that will probs add up to something quasi dinner-ish.

Loads o'restaurants are particpating this year, so make a list, check it twice, and then hit em all (click link below for full list).

(via Buy in Brooklyn)