Park Slope Massage Therapist Uses Half Naked Photos To Sell Services

When it comes to massage therapy pamphlets, I'm so sick of seeing candles, feet and women with rocks eerily lining their backs. I want SEX -- in bold, urgent letters. Lucky for me, one Park Slope massage therapist is DEE-LIVERING:

This self-described "Italian American cutie" took to Craigslist clone Backpage.com to post an ad for her, ahem, services:

 Lovely lady, short dark hair, Italian American cutie. I am 42 but my body says early 30's. My sessions are therapeutic with hands on healing that will leave you feeling rejuvenated and satisfied. NYS Licensed Massage Therapist adept at both Swedish and Deep Tissue massage modalities. Unless you prefer a very young woman, please do not let my age deter you. As you can see from my photos I have a lovely toned body. I also have a cute face and warm personality. I enjoy the art of bodywork and bring not only yrs of professional massage experience but also an innate sensuality that makes me very good at what I do. The enviroment is private and serene. You are a gentleman, who looks and behaves respectfully in the presence of a lady and understands that this is a professional service done by a licensed practitioner. Appointments today until 6 PM. Call Kate @ 347-768-3864 $160/hrly rate. Photos are current, authentic and 100% me.

While some of the writing sounds like a totaly legit advertisement -- "NYS Licensed Massage Therapist adept at both Swedish and Deep Tissue massage modalities" -- most of it is peppered with Happy Ending-esque phrases, like,"...not only yrs of professional massage experience but also an innate sensuality that makes me very good at what I do." Then there are the suggestive photos:

Whether she's being playful or totally offering handy J's for $160/hour, I have to say AMEN SISTER for having that rockin' bod at 42. If any of you FIPSTERS take this gal up on her services will you report back on the deets? Pretty please?