Park Slope Has a "Baby Whisperer"

Photo of cute baby via www.inhabitots.com

Can't get enough of those dog, ghost and horse whisperers coming at us through the television sets? To all you lovers of sixth sense abilities, here's one more unconventional communicator for you to fawn over: Park Slope, meet your resident BABY WHISPERER! 

Acupuncturist and herbalist Alexander Goldberg uses Traditional Chinese Medicine to make this whole baby thing happen for women who are not-so-lucky in the conception department:

Sarah, age 35, had been trying to start a family for years. As a last resort she decided to try acupuncture. With the help of TCM, she became pregnant and now has a healthy daughter. "I thought having a child was never going to happen. So, when I told my friend how Dr. Goldberg helped me get pregnant, she called him "The Baby Whisperer."

Just get some needles to increase blood flow to the endometrium and BADA BING, BADA BOOM, a baby is made (sorry - I'm really jazzed for the The Dice Man to play Brooklyn). If Goldberg is really helping women in need get pregnant, then hats off and all that jazz, but here's the thing: Goldberg isn't really "The Baby Whisperer," right? He doesn't curb the antics of ill-behaved toddlers with a body block and "Tsch" sound like Cesar Millan. He's working his magic in the conception phase. Therefore, he really should be called is "The Sperm and Egg Whisperer." Right?

If you're interested in hearing more about making babies, baby whispering, or how to get a nickname from a complete stranger that is then re-printed in various blogs therefore assigning some kind of new role based on said nickname, Goldberg will be the guest speaker at an informational seminar called, "Here's Why You're Not Pregnant-9 Sneaky Causes of Infertility and How to Fix Them."

When: August 15th 6:30-9:30pm 
Where: Brooklyn Society for Ethical Culture 
53 Prospect Park West (at 2nd St), Brooklyn, NY 
Cost: $10 suggested donation 
To reserve your seat call 646.483.4571

I wonder if two of the nine reasons are, "Because No One Will Have Sex With You" and "Gypsy Curse."