Park Slope Craigslist Blotter

Craigslist February 27, 2014

WANTED: Your children!

Lina is running a day care center. And she needs some more babies. If you have an unwatched 2-6 year old hit her up. You can't just leave them in the car while you're at work you know. I think that's illegal.

FOR SALE: Puppy

Here is an unpopular opinion. Not all puppies are cute. In fact this puppy is damn ugly. That's not even the worst part….deep breath…this dog costs $450. Three to four million dogs and cats are euthanized every year. If you pay $450 for an ugly puppy you should be next. No. Too harsh. You're grounded young lady! Nope. That's not working either. The good news is at only 7 weeks old it doesn't have a name yet.  Guys can we get it for the FIPS clubhouse? We can call him Buscemi! Oh I love him already.

RIDE SHARE: Boston

The last ride share we had in the Blotter offered a ton of info, including pictures and Facebook information. This guy isn't about all that. He's 29 he's going to Boston and he'd like you to chip in $25 for gas. It's got to be better than the bus.

GIG: Move Wood

This dude needs somebody to move his wood. He's offering $100. How much do 7 drinks cost? Like 50 or 60 bucks?  Anyway, I've paid a lot less for somebody to move my wood.  Shopping on the wrong site, bro.

MISSED CONNECTION:  Towel Fight              

The sun rises in the east. It sets in the west. The sky is blue. The grass is green. The Yankees have the highest payroll in baseball. And we have another gay male missed connection in the showers of a Park Slope gym. We could do one of these every week. Forever.  How do you show off your cock in the shower anyway? Helicopter it I guess. There really wouldn't be much question about that though. Our poster wouldn't be all "Was he trying to make me look?"

MISSED CONNECTION: Junk Grabbed

Married man gets molested by a woman in bar. He enjoyed it. Short and sweet post. Maybe like his D? Lady out there can either confirm or deny. This guy seems like a bit of a pervert but I can't judge.  I had a woman reach into my coat in a 7 Eleven once and grab my dick. She was very inebriated and I was just grabbing a bag of Flipz but I'd be lying if I didn't say I plumped up a bit.