Park Slope Craigslist Blotter
Jim | Friday, March 7, 2014 at 7:01AM 
190 pie tins for sale. What the hell do you do with 190 pie tins? Fill them with whipped cream and film a Three Stooges scene. Hey Mo!
$540 value. So this makes your penis longer and uh. There is metal, straps, a ring and a box. Ugh the box and the horrors that might be within it frighten me. What's in the box? What's in the fucking box? Honestly, I don't care. I would do terrible things to my penis to make it comically large.
These are some pretty impressive photo portraits. And I don't just mean the attractive naked bodies that modeled for them. The lighting and shit. I don't know. I didn't go to school for photography. It looks good to me though. That last guy might be Antonio Sabato Junior. Guess he's pretty hard up for scratch now.
There is a Park Slope Youth Track team and they're looking for two kids in each age group. Kind of limited, no? So I'm assuming there are tryouts. Can we gamble on it? That might be the most fun thing to happen to this neighborhood in a long time. I'll take the tall girl!
MISSED CONNECTION: This Is How You Lose Her
Two people shared a moment. The man was reading this book during the morning commute. So really the girl had no choice but to post about it on Craigslist. It's like the guy who sings "A Change Is Going To Come" on the subway. She'd like to meet him. I looked up the book and pulled this straight from Wikipedia.
Virginia Vitzthum, writing in Elle, praised Diaz' prose but criticized his representations of female characters, writing that "we pretty much only see the women as exes, crying and screaming after they've been cheated on, or as new possibilities, cataloged in terms of their fuckworthiness."
And I don't know if that's a red flag or not. If he was reading a book about serial killers that doesn't make him one does it? However, it's something to think about.
This is one of the few, maybe only, non-sexual Missed Connections we've seen. One person actively ignored another in a church. And they feel bad about it now. So many of us are alone on a life raft in this damn city. Please, be kind to each other.
28 year old male broke his leg. Were you hang gliding or something bro? Whatever. He wants a girl to hang out with him and sign his cast. How are you going to sign a black cast? Ridiculous.
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