Park Slope Craigslist Blotter
Jim | Friday, April 11, 2014 at 12:00PM 
It's a giant, beat up old leather case. It kind of looks like it's made for binoculars but was lost containing a pack of Parliaments. This is pretty cool so it's probably lost forever. Sorry, man.
Littlefield is a venue in Gowanus that's been doing some pretty cool things lately. They are looking to fill spots for an event called "What can you do in 90 seconds?" and it's exactly what it sounds like. You have 90 seconds to entertain a crowd of 400 people. It doesn't pay, but if you're got some freaky hidden talent this could be pretty funny.
We generally stay away from the "Casual Encounter" section because it's like, how many cocks do you need me to look at? Actually, that's a lie. I look at them anyway. I just don't know what to say. This is a pretty standard Casual Encounter entry. Except that he is looking for a woman, not another dude. That's pretty rare. Change that though and you've got all the Casual Encounters we've been missing.
A 42 year old man is writing bad poetry to the lover he can't have. Is he married? I bet she's just under age. It's his daughter's best friend. She's a nerdy theater chick who the high school boys don't know what to do with. But she's got a sick rack and the cutest glasses. He ends the poem asking the girl to send him naked pics. LOL. Ever hear of Snapchat grandpa? God.
A man in a brown coat stopped to say hi to this woman's puppy. On Saturday. In Park Slope. My god, I think I might be the guy. I wish she had offered more information. Like was the man hiding behind a big pair of sunglasses because he was hammered drunk? And he was carrying a burrito from the taco truck on Union. Did he have a lot of swag? Like really swaggy? I think people say that about me a lot. That guy is so swag. Swag the dog.
MISSED CONNECTION: Saturday Afternoon
Typical subway story Missed Connection. Exchanged glances, doors close as you open your mouth to speak blah blah. WHATEVER. The twist was at the end. She said she is only posting at the urging of a friend because they know people who have re-met using Missed Connections. I am floored. This is the biggest development in the history of the Blotter. If you've re-met somebody through a Missed Connection post we're begging you to e-mail us here or at the least post a comment about it.
MISSED CONNECTION: First name basis
Oh, we're using names. I'm not sure I've seen that before in one of these. Rebecca took out Lloyd's compost. Now she'd like to take out his D. I hope it smells better than the compost right? I'm kidding Lloyd. Love your ribs, bro.
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