ORGANIC AS FUCK: WHERE'S THE COOP GOSSIP?

Like, really.  Need I say more?

What's up, Slope?  No Food Coop gossip as of late?  You're slipping.  FIPS can't deal with the idea of a couple of weeks without some juicy Coop-y smut, so come on, feed us.  Go stealth anon in the comments, as Erica would say.

Don't let those organic fucks from Lefferts outdo the sleazy trash talk ring of which Park Slope is so proud.

(On another related note, looks like Whole Foods in Gowanus is still full steam ahead.  I don't know about you, but the idea of eating anything housed that close to the canal makes my stomach churn.  I'm thinking like, kale with octopus arms and shit.  Sex, food, and other precarious situations combining the two: below Fourth Avenue, all bets are off.  Thoughts?)