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Tuesday
Mar242009

Netting Norma: What's the Fuckin Plan?

Ok, who is doing what?

I can commit to being on Flatbush near the Flatbush Pavillion around 8:00am - FLIP cam at the ready. You there, joe_paluka sir: can you confirm what time you actually first spotted Norma on Monday morning?

FIPSERS: If you take the Q or the 2 or the 4 5 6 or whatever you north slopers use to get to work, please: the least you can do is bring a digital camera or an iPhone with you on your thankless commute. If you see Nessie Norma, please get as many non-harassing legally-acquired photographs of her as you can, and send them to us immediately. If she's wearing pants though, I guess you should just leave her alone. Or not.

Cmon, don't let us down.

Reader Comments (13)

I usually head home from the dog park around 8:45, so I would say PPW at 8:45/8:50, Plaza Street at 8:55; Flatbush between 8:50-9:00AM.

March 23, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterjoe_paluka

PS if you get video, please get a variety of angles.

March 23, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterjoe_paluka

Use the WIDE ANGLE LENS
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March 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDK

You better get photos, because after that one guy's post on that other blog, I'm starting to think she was just wearing gold spandex...

Get the evidence- I want to believe.

March 24, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterdina

I can take the N or the Q and I will switch to the Q with camera until this is done. get iiinterviews!

March 24, 2009 | Unregistered Commenteraroy

She didnt take the Q yesterday, she walked past the station...It was around 8:40 yesterday morning

March 24, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMe

Froze my ass off and came up cold and empty-handed as a jew in an eskimo bar

looks like I was there too early though - anyone else?

March 24, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBenjamin

nothing but i will be on the look out

March 24, 2009 | Unregistered Commenteraroy

bummer. How do you lure a fat, jiggly, un-self-conscious, panty-wearing crazy as batshit girl like Norma out of her Park Slope hideout?

I was telling a neighbor the story this morning and he says that he's also seen Norma in her NoPants getup before around his part of Park Slope, like 2nd St and PPW. Maybe she just does it every once in a while?

I am also wondering if anyone can confirm the story about her pissing in public on 7th Avenue.

March 24, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterjoe_paluka

What happened to the field trip to Saloon 13? I was hoping to hang with Leah, a young sexy 20-something, and watch beautiful ladies dance.

Instead we're chasing some fat lady with no pants who may have been spotted peeing in public.

Benji-- you into golden showers or what?

C'mon folks! Where are our priorities?

March 24, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDr. Breeder

Dr. Breeder - you're right, this is retarded.

We'll set up the Lucky 13 stripper jam shortly - it's 1st and 3rd Monday of each month so prob April 6th.

(Gotta wait, since we sure as shit don't wanna go when there are no naked girls)

I'll post about it soon - thanks for pulling us back into reality.

March 24, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBenjamin

Maybe Norma will be the surprise dancer at Lucky 13.

March 24, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMaximilian

omg! i love love love this! more! i need more!

March 24, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterboroughbred

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