Nerve.com's Talking to Strangers Hits Up The Gate, Part Deux [OOH AAH A LITTLE BIT MORE]

Nerve.com's Talking to Strangers hit up The Gate again for more borderline-inappropriate conversations with more members of our fair, always-sexually-stimulating neighborhood. Without further ado, lessons from the latest go:

• Ladies, wanna be engaged in two weeks flat? Find a drunk dude to yell at
• Your shitty punctuation is putting your love lives in jeopardy
• We all know you haven't read Proust, so just stop lying (Sam, call me, buddy)
• Sleeping with coworkers is still, still a poor choice
• The reason you learned the A-F grading system in school was to grade your orgasms
• ...there is someone named Gustav who is a "hip-hop playwright"
• I really can't follow up that last one; sorry, gang

Any of these Gate-goers do it for you?