NERVE.COM'S 'TALKING TO STRANGERS' HITS THE GATE [Let's Talk About Sex, Baby]

Photo: Mike WaskomNerve.com's Talking to Strangers (or Everything You Never Wanted to Know About the Guy Sitting Next to You) recently found themselves at The Gate for a few conversations and words of wisdom from resident Park Slopers and the 'hood lurkers therein. Living up to stereotypes of our inadequate game and our sexual ambiguity/inactivity, I'd say we delivered.

Things You Can Learn From Your Friendly Neighbors, Nerve.com Edition:

• Park Slope may or may not change your sexual orientation
• Don't look for chicks on hiking trails
• If a newly-single guy isn't listening to Bon Iver, he's likely masturbating
• Journey should not be on your Doin' It playlist
• Having sex with your coworkers is still a terrible idea
• Don't leave your cheating text messages on your phone
• Calendars are bullshit, and so is the entire month of Februrary, as long as we're at it
• Um, if you're not having sex, you're probably not looking hard enough. Or not spending enough time in the garden at The Gate.

Most importantly, though, anyone itching to give his or her number at to any of these Slopers?