Meghan McCain's Drinking Brooklyn-Flavored Haterade

Gahhh! What’s that you say, Meghan McCain?

"Brooklyn in general is not a fun experience for me, because I look and act nothing like Zooey Deschanel." – VIA Gawker

Oh and, there’s more?

"I should clarify not all of Brooklyn, just the hipster parts. ;-)" – VIA Gawker

Phewww. Glad we cleared that up.

Now, let me clarify something for you, Meghan McCain: the fact that Brooklyn isn’t a fun experience for you is not because of hipsters or because you don’t look/act like Zooey Deschanel (she’s so precious). Brooklyn, most likely, is not a fun experience for you because you know that Brooklyn, hipsters and Zooey Deschanel (just guessing on that last one), Don’t. Like. You. You can feel it in the air, and it makes you uncomfortable. Yeah :-/ …I know… :-*(… it’s sad because it’s true.

Luckily, we here in Brooklyn are some very laid back, kick-ass people. Our borough effing ROCKS, hipster parts and all (geographical and anatomical). So instead of berating you for your cliché, stereotypical generalization of an entire area/group of people, I’m gonna go ahead and let you slide*; but only because it’s not your fault you were spawned by the evil incarnate that is Daddy McCain. You didn’t stand a chance…poor bebe (pats on head).

Don’t get me wrong; I’m not saying you should come back often and hang out or anything. The less Meghan McCain, the more Brooklyn to go around for those of us who appreciate its awesomeness (and the less Meghan McCain, which is a treasure in itself).

* I don’t speak for all of Brooklyn; they could very well not let you slide.