Maggie Gyllenhaal Ain't Gonna Talk Shit About Park Slope

Photo via Time Out New York

Maggie Gyllenhaal doesn't want to talk shit about Park Slope, or at least that's what she said in a recent interview with Time Out New York.

When pressed to give up the goods about what's annoying about our neighborhood (uh, not having a fucking subway anymore, maybe?), she said, "I don't want to talk bad about Park Slope."

"Not even about the Coop?" she's asked. 

Her response?  "I think I’d better not. I think I’d have an army after me if I did that."

Brillz.

[ed note: In other celeb Gyllenhaal news, Jake-n-Taylor have apparently officially broken up. Who wants to break this shit to Union Market and Gorilla Coffee? Those btchz are gonna be HEART BROKEN.]