[MADE IN BK] Brooklyn Bits Tote Bags

In a neighborhood where shopkeepers look at you like you are single-handedly destroying the planet when you ask for a plastic bag, having an arsenal of tote bags is a must.  And they just don't carry your shit—your choice of tote bag says a lot about you.  Your tote bag says where you shop, what you buy, and who you're listening to on your iPod.  Your tote bag says what your tattoo would say if you had the courage to get one.

I, for example, have an estimated 700 totebags shoved in the slot between my kitchen wall and my refrigerator, and I bet you do too.  So why not buy one more? 

Brooklyn Bits creates these awesome tote bags ($12) featuring different Brooklyn neighborhoods (Park Slope, DUMBO, Williamsburg, Coney Island, Brooklyn Heights, and Prospect Heights).  They come in a bunch of different colors and are a great way to encourage neighborhood snobbery and class warfare.

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