Local Outfitter is Taking You Hiking & Skinny Dipping

In a move that’s so natural and organic it’s sure to make the Coop green (even greener?) with envy, Gear to Go Outfitters, is organizing a skinny dipping hike. The local outdoorsy-stuff shop, a staple of the ‘hood for crunchies far and wide since 2011, is already known for organizing hikes. This is just taking it to the next level. The next naked level.

Hikers will leave from the store on Garfield Street and enjoy an easy hike to a secluded swimming hole in the Catskills. At that point, hikers will shed their clothes and go for a refreshing swim. There is no requirement to swim naked, but, at $100 per person, it seems rather silly to do it if you’re not gonna go the Full Monty. And, lest you think otherwise, this is not about sexy-time or swinging, so please leave your dirty thoughts at home. Especially the guys. No one wants to see that.

By the way, Gear to Go will have none of your bullshit if you try and sneak photos without explicit permission. That shit will be confiscated for the remainder of the trip and the photos will be deleted. [Insert a topical joke but relatively inoffensive joke about naked pictures and hackers here].

For all the details check out Gear to Go’s site.