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Tuesday
Mar012011

KID PEES IN PARK (AGAIN) / OTHER KIDS FROLIC IN IT / I DO NOTHING

The other day I was hanging at the park with my bay-bay minding my own bidnezz and trying to get him to stop eating dirty snow, when all of a sudden shit got real.

Out of the corner of my eye I spied a nanny pulling down the pants of her kid, and I was all, "great, another public diaper changing. EW." But then this lady picks up the kid and carries her pants-down to the closest tree where she pees all over the fucking place. My toddler's checking this shit out with this creepy glee-full expression he gets when he watches Elmo's World, so I just get up and GTFO.

THEN today I go back to the park and what do I find? A group of innocent kiddos frolicking in yesterday's pee soaked wood chips.

WHATEVER, I DON'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE.

Also: do ppl just officially now think it's ok to let their kids pee EVERYWHERE???

Someone on yahoo answers was wondering the very same thing.

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