Just what we need: A social club for teenagers

No sooner did the State Liquor Authority deny a liquor license to Kemistry -- the moronically spelled and hotly contested bottle service club/lounge on Flatbush -- than the owners decided to accept their fate and turn the place into a club for teenagers. In an e-mail to Atlantic Yards Report, one of the owners outlines their plans: 

We still plan on being good tenants as we move forward these next years to come and in giving it great thought we will revised our plans into a social club for teenagers. Fully equip with the latest electronics , Arcades and Social Media devices. Sounds and lasers from the future. We will operate 7 days a week and cater to a 13-19 year old crowd. We would like to sit down with the board to discuss reasonable hours of operation and come to an agreement on operations. therefore hopefully in time when we revisit the SLA the community will not denied us and see us as responsible neighbors.

(Sic.)

I mean, sounds and lasers from the FUTURE! What say you parents of Park Slope -- will you let your teens go to Kemistry? Obviously, they would have to change the name to Organic Kemistry.