IT'S FINALLY HERE: FIPS APPAREL

The time has come: we finally got our shit together and created a bunch of badass FIPS gear for you to feast your eyes on.

Now you can actually WEAR all of that attitude, self-righteousness, and douchebaggery instead of just reading it on your computer.  FUN, right?  You bet it is.

1. Park Slope, Yo! tote bag ($20)

2. F'd in Park Slope tee ($25, available in black and white in men's and women's)

3. F'd in Bark Slope dog tee ($25)

4. Park Slope Stroller Mafia onesie ($25, available in blue, pink, and yellow in a variety of sizes)

5. Park Slope Bitch dog tee ($22)

6. Breeder tee ($20, available in black and white in men's and women's)

7. Baller tee ($20, available in black and white in men's and women's)

Head over to the official FIPS Store and buy a million billion of these suckers and show your Park Slope pride (or sarcastic lack thereof). 

AND, because we're extra extra generous around here, we're going to give away some shirts to three commenters.  Just comment below and tell us what the fuck is your favorite item in our store (and if you think we missed the boat on anything). 

FYI, you're not going to win if you say something like, "These shirts suck" or "FIPS is a shitty blog."  But thanks, we appreciate your honesty.