INTRODUCING: FIPS DEAL$

You may or may not have noticed that with our relaunch, we also launched a FIPS Deals section.

Maybe you have some questions, maybe you don't care, maybe you can't read and you just love looking at Park Slope Lens' photos.

But if you DO have questions, it's probably this one:

Why are you jumping on the Deals bandwagon like every other asshole?

We're never going to pretend that we're reinventing the wheel here. People like getting discounts. This is not new. If you think it's new, think back to when your Nana had a coupon book the size of a fucking brick.

What FIPS Deals offers that's different from all of the Groupon-type sites is two-fold:

1. It's hyper-local: These are Deals that might actually interest you because they're discounts to places in your neighborhood. You're not going to see a 12% off discount for some Bikram Yoga studio in Queens up in here.

2. You don't have to buy in advance: With FIPS Deals, you get the Deal once you actually decide to make the purchase. It's either a discount code you enter when you're checking out online, or a special you mention when you're face to face with a bartender or waitress.

So head over there and check it out.

Right now, you can get your apartment cleaned by MyClean, get a white trash special at Lucky 13 Saloon, or get a discount on your first ride at Cycle Bar.

If you're a local businness interested in getting in on this FIPS Deals action, email us at effedadvertising@gmail.com.