I'm So Park Slope

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Unless you've been living under a social media rock, you've probably noticed the I'm So (insert hometown here) meme that's blown up on Facebook and Twitter over the past few weeks. We thought we'd ask Roshow, our resident born and raised Slopie, to take a stab at our fair neighborhood.

I’m so Park Slope I bought my drugs at Al’s Toyland.

I’m so Park Slope I call South Slope “Sunset Park.”

I’m so Park Slope I got my Starter cap jacked walking by the Old Stone House.

I’m so Park Slope my pea shooters were made from quarter waters bought at Benny’s.

I’m so Park Slope Steve Buscemi spots me.

I’m so Park Slope my Fourth of July fireworks were bought at bodegas on 5th Ave.

I’m so Park Slope, Scouting Party set the bar for thrift stores.

I’m so Park Slope I only ate the grease fries at Ben’s Pizza.

I’m so Park Slope your Jansport strings are on my bookbag.

I’m so Park Slope the first boobs I saw were on a bottle of Spanish Fly in Tip Top.

I’m so Park Slope I snuck a peek behind the curtain at Soundtrack II.

I’m so Park Slope I’m organic and recyclable.

I’m so Park Slope the YMCA didn’t make us wear swimming caps in the pool.

I’m so Park Slope I bought all my school supplies at Save on Fifth.

I’m so Park Slope I was excited when The Pavillion opened.

I’m so Park Slope I don’t look both ways before crossing Prospect Park West.

I’m so Park Slope I can tell the difference between a paid nanny and a grandma.

I’m so Park Slope I don’t know the proper name for most establishments.

I’m so Park Slope the only housing I expect to see on 4th Ave is Section 8.