ICYMI: Hilarious Annotated Christmas Wish List

There's nothing quite like outlandish Christmas (or Chanukah) present requests from kids with no sense of reality. These are the things that cause stampedes and taser gun fights on Black Friday. But, over at Deadspin, Drew Magary had some fun with his daughter's Christmas Wish List, taking each item apart and explaining why or why not she would be receiving them this year. Here are a few of my favorites:

Oh, man. That is about the best, most apt description of a Justice store I've ever seen. But, I think my absolute favorite part of this post is the following comment, which, let's be honest, had to come from a Park Slope Parent:

I bet don't own a TV either.