I Will Bet You All A Million Dollars That There Are Bedbugs At The Pavilion

I'm seriously considering switching the name of this blog to Bedbugs in Park Slope...what do you think?

Look, you people do whatever the fuck you want. But as for me, I have already added the Pavilion movie theater to the growing list of places that I will never, ever, ever, ever, step foot in again. 

I will admit that I am currently completely bedbug obsessed, however, this Pavilion sitch comes up on a weekly motherfucking basis via emails from all y'all, and other news stories around the blogosphere. And where there's smoke, there's usually fire.

Here's the latest:

"Hi FIPS,

I've been pretty skeptical about both this and last summers accusations about bed bugs at the Pavilion Cinema, and didn't let that influence my movie-going habit. But in the past two weeks, three separate trips to the theater have netted both me and my movie-going partner several bites. Last time was the worst -- immediately after seeing a movie in one of the old first floor theaters I have a total of 14 bites on by elbow, thigh and knee -- and I was wearing leggings. Though I'm still not sure they're bed bugs -- they seem more likely to be fleas, or something else, I think its time the theater fessed up to their bug problem. It is simply not fair to allow folks to spend $12 and come home with itchy, scratchy bites."

While fleas might be plausible as that place is disgusting, I'd be shocked if this poor reader wasn't covered in ginuwine, grade A bedbug bites.

These fuckers are coming for us ALL, ppl.

p.s. I STILL think FIPS needs to do an undercover investigation. Is anyone out there an exterminator? Or like your brother's couisin's room-mate is an exterminator? If so, hit us up.