How Fat Can You Get?: 5th Avenue Street Fair

You bitches go to the 5th Avenue Street Fair on Sunday?

It was cold...and windy...and started raining at one point.  But Greg and I still enjoyed a couple of hours or so of our favorite Street Fair game: how fat can you get?

Here's how you play:

• Pick a Street Fair....any old Street Fair will do
• Stop at as many Food booths as possible
• Eat ALL that fucking food
• Repeat

Easy, right?! 

Not so fast kemo sabe! 

Lots of you mofos will probably begin playing this game, all enthusiastic-n-shit, and then give up after a snack or two. But you most persist.  Think of the Street Fair landscape as your own version of Epcot Center...you must visit and partake in every culture and nationality!(what are you, fucking racist?)

Here's what Greg and I ate today in the order we ate it (I won't tell you who ate what to protect the soon-to-be fat):

• Strawberry Daiquiri in a gay striped cup
• Grilled corn
• Dumplings from your fave sushi spot and mine, JPAN!!!
• mini Whoopie Pie from Trois Pommes (eh)
• Hot Dog(s)
• Beer
• Zeppoles
• Fried Oreo(s)
• Chicken Kebab
• Arepa (that was actually kinda gross, so we ditched it)
• Pad Thai
• Cup of Watermelon

So in answer to the age old question: how fat can you get? I'm here to tell you that the correct answer is: VERY FUCKING FAT.