Hotel Le Bleu Opens Rooftop Bar: 'This is a Game Changer'

(video via Brooklyn Paper)

FIRST of all, did you know that the proper pronunciation of Hotel Le Bleu was "HOTEL LUH BLUH!?"

Yeah, well it is.

Also: OMFG YOU GUYS! Right in time for the END of the summer, HOTEL LUH BLUH'S ROOF TOP BAR IS OPEN! O-P-E-N FOR BIZNATCH! The one that was supposed to open in like 2003--yeah THAT ONE! IT'S OPPPPEEEEN NOWWWWWW!

So, yeah. HOTEL LUH BLUH HAS A ROOFTOP BAR!! AND THIS IS SOOO IMPORTANT FOR PARK SLOPE!

THIS IS SUCH A FUCKING "GAME CHANGER!"

Ok, in case you are confused right now, Vince DiMiceli, the Senior Editor of the Brooklyn Paper included these choice words which basically explain the whole thing in clear, concise details: "EVERYTHING THAT YOU THOUGHT NOW WAS, NOW ISN'T...EVERYTHING THAT YOU WISH COULD HAVE BEEN HAS NOW BECOME."

Get it??

Note to "HOTEL LUH BLUH": if you are looking to spread the word about the opening of your new, potentially cool rooftop bar, do NOT call the fucking Brooklyn Paper. You just took your already teetering coolness factor down to red alert levels.

Note to the Brooklyn Paper: If you are going to continue with your "man on the street" video reporting beat (and let's be honest here, WHY WOULD YOU NOT after this masterpiece??), can you do us all a motherfucking favor and get a video camera with a MOTHERFUCKING light?

Note to everyone else who watched this video: I apologize.