Have An Orgasmic Earth Day Every Day or Night or Whenever the Mood Strikes You

We all try to go green in our own special way, and this Earth Day you can even green up your special alone time with Babeland's free solar-powered vibrator giveaway. No this isn't a joke or a paid advert for our hood's celebrated sex shop, it's just the shit that goes on in Park Slope.

The rules of the giveaway are simple: Get your ass over to Babeland's Bergen Street location today (they open at 12pm) and be one of the first 25 shoppers up in there. If you are, the Solar Bullet Vibrator is yours for free (regular retail price... $34). Get your ass over there on a bike AND you get some free lube to sweeten the pot. It's a win-win for you, your privates, and the earth. Want to know more about how something that looks like a dashboard cigarette lighter attached to a Palm Pilot ('memba those?) can rork your world while saving it from your disastrous carbon footprint? Just watch this informative YouTube video that Gothamist found. 

Claire Cavanah, the shop's co-founder told the Brooklyn Paper that, "Earth Day is a time when people are paying attention to eco-friendly practices, and it’s a good time to highlight the ways that we can be eco-sexy, too.” Worried about your handheld device drawing attention when it's sitting out on the window sill soaking up the sun's rays for a charge. Not a problem says Cavanah, “Although you might want to keep it in a private area for charging, it also isn’t immediately going to cause anyone to blush.” That's because the thing is more solar panel than pocket rocket, in my very humble opinion. 

Not interested in earth-friendly sex toys, but still want to partake in Earth Day? We still got your back. If you split a fare with Uber todaay, one dollar will be donated to the Earth Day Network's, plant a tree initiative. That means thousands of trees could be planted on behalf of caring and sharing Uber riders tomorrow. Should I make an erection joke like "that's a lot of wood" or just leave it? Yeah... I think we've had enough.