Get un-fucked with a Bummer Basket

When bad shit happens to our friends we like to take them out for drinks (or maybe ice cream), where we offer condolences that typically end with, "You're so much better off without that jerk/job/asshole ferret. 

Well now you can take your sympathy a step further by purchasing your down-in-the-dumps pal a bummer basket. The gifts come equipped with goodies to help deal with break-ups, unemployment and, of course, bedbugs. 

[Via Nylon]