GET READY, JERKS: THE FIPS HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE IS COMING

It's beginning to look a lot like the holidays, and for many of us, that means realizing in the few minutes prior to our flight take-off that we have not purchased a single goddamned gift for the people who love and care about us even though we are completely insufferable 99% of our waking hours.

GET IT TOGETHER.  Make 2011 the year that you surprise your friends, family, and that girl you've been sleeping with, with gifts that weren't purchased at the duty-free shop in the airport.

Beginning on Monday, Amanda, FIPS writer and creator the douchey gift blog You're Welcome, will be providing you with DAILY gift suggestions for different people in your life (the co-worker that you hate but have to pretend to like, the breeder friend and their bitch-ass kids, Brooklyn snobs, and more).  In some cases, we even have special Deals just for FIPS readers.  How do you like that?

All of the gifts suggested are a.) relatively affordable and b.) can be bought right here in Park Slope.  So stay tuned for TEN DAYS of cool shit that you can buy without even having to get on the subway.

Good thing, too, because the F train isn’t running again. Or is it?  Who even fucking knows anymore.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS.