Get outta da way! Hilarious instructional video for NYC tourists

Glove and Boots is a comedy group that makes Avenue Q-ish videos with puppets. Their latest features a character named Johnny T, providing useful tips for tourists visitng NYC. For example:

Eating in NYC

We got the best food in New York City. Cuisine from every part a da place, Italian, French, Indian, Thai, Korean, Ethiopian, whatevah. You want it? We got it. So, why the hell would you go eat at Applebee's??

Look, you come to New York, you see the same restaurant that's in your hometown? You'd don't go there, what's wrong with you? Alright, let me put it this way, if you're starvin' go and get yourself a dirty water dog.

Johnny T. even encourages tourists to forget about the Statue of Liberty and Empire State building and hit Brooklyn, Queens and the Bronx. Oh, and they should take the Staten Island Ferry -- it's free! -- but "do not get off in Staten Island." 

Do you agree with Jonny T's tips for tourists?

VIA HUFFINGTON POST