FIPS JUICY: BEST STORIES OF THE WEEK

In case you've spent most of the week bitching about Facebook's ridiculous new formatting, or cancelling your Netflix account before you have to start calling it Qwikster, here's a quick wrap-up of juicy FiPS news that graced the pages of our blog this week:

* Sneak Peek - Talde: Our FiPS resident and snack connoisseur Shawn spoke to the Top Chef and Top Chef All-Stars superstar Dale Talde about his new restaurant, set to open next month.

* Confirmed - Jackson Heighs *IS* the New Park Slope: Crazy parents exist OUTSIDE of Park Slope too, you know.

* What Would you do with 1 million dollars in Park slope?: What’s on your Park Slope wish list? Less broken sidewalks? More places to sit? Or what about something more… fun? 

* Brooklyn biker group patrols the slope: In the wake of a RIDICULOUS amount of attacks since March, a new group has emerged to walk the ladies of the Slope home late at night. 

* Police release video of a new BK attacker suspect: The pre-roll ad is stupid, but any video surveillance is better than no video surveillance. 

* Seventh Avenue Stink Out: Brad Lander won our love with his open letter in response to the recent string of attacks, but is pissing some residents off by failing to renew a contract with the group that keeps 7th ave from looking like a shit show. 

* Maggie G rides the subz and has lots of vibrators: "Stand clear of the closing doors, please. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."