Douchey McDouchester Protects Car With Orange Cones on 8th Street

A friend o'FIPS sent in a couple photos of this sweet ride with the following scoop:

Parked on my block of 8th Street over the weekend, the owner of this car actually deployed 4 orange traffic cones placed in front of, next to, and behind the pumpkin orange auto to keep the riff-raff - that would be us - away from his/her prized possession.  What doesn't show up in the first photo at all, but kinda can be spotted in the second, is that the grill of the car has a KITT-like  (from Nightrider) pulsing  blue light moving  back and forth to presumably further scare away intruders.

Not to mention the "DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT" across the front windshield. Family friendly subaru wagon, meet the Dodge Challenger SRT, because what you really need driving through Park Slope is some "street racing technology."