Cupcakes-n-Muffin Tops

Ok, FUCK IT.

My Blog Vacay was pretty much an epic failure, so I may as well throw in my towel a day early. I JUST CAN'T QUIT YOU BTCHZ, BTCHZ!

Anyhoo, a new Crumbs Bakery opened in Brooklyn Heights. I don't really care cause I think Crumbs cupcakes suck a dizzle (they look gorgeous but taste like crap on a stick---Robicelli's all the way!). That's mildly interesting news in and of itself, but I was scrolling on through the comments on Brownstoner and I came across this little gem:

quote:

I swear this year every single woman in Park Slope is pregnant.

uhh.. im pretty sure that isnt the case. most of them just let themselves go when they snagged a nerdy husband.

someone should open up a shop called Muffin Top. that WOULD do quite well in park slope. they could sell not only muffins, but unflattering overpriced clothing.

*rob*

Oh SNAP! I don't even know what the fuck this *means* but I love it anyway.

If I've told you once, I've told you a million fucking times: all the best shit is ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS in the comments, ppl. Live and learn.