Cool or Not Cool: Riding Your Bike With A Chainsaw?

Yo, I just walked my ass over to Duane Reade to get a fucking digital thermometer....99.9, bitches.

So, yeah, I'm not feelin so good. But emails like this *always* make me feel better.

From a FIPS reader:

"At around 4:30 today I was walking up 8th Ave with my two kids and I saw this police car turn the wrong way down Montgomery Place.  Then this guy came running out of his building to flag down the officer because he apparently had placed a call to them to report a man riding his bicycle up and down 8th ave "singing loudly, talking to people strangely and CARRYING A CHAINSAW!"  My 4-year-old son was fascinated by this story but I have to wonder, did anyone else see this??????"

Uhm, did you?? Because, if so, I NEED TO KNOW RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

Also, I gotta ask: Cool or not cool: riding your bike with a chainsaw? [I vote not cool, FYI].