Cool Or Not Cool: Inked Up Tokidoki Barbie?

I don’t know about you fools, but I know what’s on my Christmakkuh list this year: Mattel’s new limited edition Tokidoki Barbie! She’s like a combination of Katy Perry (in her pink hair phase, natch!) plus that girl from TLC who’s dating Jesse James, with just a splash of Ed Hardy for good measure.

Apparently, parental units the world over are in a tizzy about how this new Barbie might scar their children. One PO'd mom told ABC, "I think it is disgusting. I personally think tattoos are trashy." God knows tattoos and hair dye are a precursor to meth-addiction. The worst part? Barbie’s dog is named Bastardino. HOLY FUCK NO.

Honestly, I'm more concerned about the fact that Barbie’s dog is dressed up like a cactus for no explicable reason. And she thinks leggings are pants. So there's that.

But what do you think, Fipsters? Is the new inked-up Barbie hella cool or big time drool?