COOL OR NOT COOL: ANIMAL EAR HATS?

 
Dorlumlux

OH MY FUCKING GAWD. 

If I see one more grown-up asshole walking down the street in a faux furry hat with bear ears, or kitty ears, or whatever the fuck those things are supposed to be, I'm going to set a hybrid car on fire. 

I mean, are you all on your way to goddamned rave or what? How is this trend in existence? HOW?

Beastwares

Let me be clear: if you are under the age of 12, you likely look adorable in these hats. However, if you have pubes and you're wearing one of these retarded things, you deserve to be punched in the dick.

By my count, this trend seemed to pick up steam last year, but alas, it's still around BIG TIME. And now it's like an all out Zoo review out on the streets--even the streets of Park Slope! And if it's a problem here, I cannot even imagine wtf is going on in Williamsburg. 

Am I alone here? Please tell me I'm not alone. 

Avantegarb