COFFEE WARS: Gorilla To Open on Monday!

That's right, bitchez! You heard it here first second.

"Gorilla Coffee, the juggernaut Park Slope java-and-lifestyle dispensary that has been closed since April 9 after the entire staff quit to protest a “perpetually malicious, hostile and demeaning work environment,” will reopen Monday. So said the smiling woman inside the half-rolled-up gate of the shop at Fifth Avenue and Park Place at 7 Friday evening."

[Also, love how the NYT called us "other blogs." And by "love," I mean TOTALLYFUCKINGANNOYED].

(via City Room Blog)