Celebrity Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew Pinsky [The Park Slope Edition?]

Oh to be a fly on the wall of the pitch meeting for this show. Please tell me it’s coming to a TV screen near me.

Wait.

It IS a show (Ed note: and I've watched every. single. episode).

BWAHAHAHAHA (me channeling Erica).

I mean, what’s the current count of famous and semi-famous dudes who can’t keep their flies zipped? This latest Sandra Bullock’s really quite unattractive husband and the tattooed ladies flap has put me past my limit. I think I’m approaching 20 in the last year or so.

When will it END???

There’s John Edwards, Bill Clinton, Elliot Spitzer, David X Files Dude, Jesse James, Tiger Woods, David Letterman, Christie Brinkley’s ex-husband, Kobe Bryant, O'Reilly… Who else? Can’t remember.

I can’t help but notice that the cross-dressing, gay peccadilloes are always amongst god-fearing, right-wingy-dinging politicians.

Can’t you just see Elliot Spitzer, Jesse James, the wide stance republican dude, and Christie Brinkley’s ex in a group therapy session?

What the fuck does Drew Pinsky actually know about anything, who would take his advice, and why is he omni-present on therapy tv?

(Ed. note: Drew Pinsky is a GOD).

I keep wondering if the schlubby, faithful husbands of Park Slope are leading double lives too. There was that S&M paraphernalia my husband once saw in a local closet when measuring a job.

Hmmmm.