Wednesday
Apr012009
BREAKING: TARGET CORP. FINALLY STRIKES BACK!
Posted by: Erica | Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 12:05AM
UPDATE: This was a poorly executed and not very well thought out April Fool's joke. DON'T click to "read more" cause there's no more to read. YET. However, a conclusion to our Target shenaningans is forthcoming v. soon.
Insane developments have taken place in the battle of the Atlantic Center Target! It may be very hard to believe what we're about to tell you - but we've got the evidence to back it up!!
Reader Comments (6)
Um..just as an FYI, you have a meta refresh in the <head> section of your site that immediately redirects *all* users to a page on the Target.com web site, as follows (copied from your html source):
<meta http-equiv="refresh" content="0;url=https://pdzone.target.com/gear/PDZContent/PDZone/Content/ContentItems/data/WCMP04-036747.html" />
Yay FIPS, hoisted on its own retard. (sic)
And furthermore...what's wrong with the rest of the web.
*smacks forehead
yeah there is no "read more" - just takes you back to the FIPS homepage and I"m dyin to know whatsup
Ha ha ha... April Fools!
get it?
What's really good is that since last night at like 3am, all of fips was just redirecting to a target.com "we own this page" thing - it was pretty convincing and I actually stressed for you all a little!
You fuckers.
Actually, I thought something really was up. After buying some crap at that hellhole on Saturday morning, the cashier demurely asked if I would participate in an onsite "survey" (read: some focus group leader wants to know if I, a responsible looking whitey, would like to answer some questions about their shit-ass store). Had I not been catching a train to my whitey destination, I would have jumped at the chance to tell them what a clusterfuck that whole operation is!!! Woe is me!!! (and note that as much as I hate that place, I still felt compelled to buy a Mossino t-shirt, a copy of "Us" magazine, and some Goldfish crackers).