BREAKING: PERV ARRESTED AT KEY FOODS ON 5TH AVE

Image taken after the incident this morn (credit: Park Slope Lens)Is this the summer of sexual assaults in Park Slope? God damn, apparently so.

We received  a tip this morn that something shady went down at the Fifth Ave location of Key Foods and yep: it sure as hell did. From the police:

“Today at approximately 1100 hours we responded to 150 5th ave in the confines of the 78 precinct. Upon arrival we were informed that a female, white, 40 was trying to stop a male Hispanic 28 from taking pictures underneath her skirt. As she attempted to grab the suspect’s phone she injured her shoulder. She did not require or request any medical attention. The Key Food employees stopped the man in question. Police responded to the store and he was being held by the employees.”

The NY Post and Gothamist also picked up on the story.

Apparently the dude tried to run out and 4 Key Foods employees were not havin it. He was later arrested.

What the hell is going on here, ppl?

1. NICE FUCKING WORK, KEY FOOD EMPLOYEES! Thanks for grabbing this asshole.
2. This sexual assault stuff is all getting way out of hand. I'm not scared of anything, and even I'm walking around the neighborhood with my keys in in the "kill" position in one hand and my other hand on a canister of pepper spray in my purse.
3. Hope this chick is ok and that this dude stays in jail.