BABIES IN BARS: Time To Get Your Bebe A Fake ID?

OMGZ you guys, taking care of babies is so hard! You have to make sure you have:

• a Bugaboo Missoni stroller
• a carseat
• farm-fresh cruelty-free baby food
• aden + anais organic muslins
• baby uggs
• and now a fake ID

Apparently the five-oh are cracking down so hard on underage drinkers, they're attacking innocent babies on the LES now!

From Gothamist:

"we went to the Magician on Friday afternoon for their awesome happy hour (1/2 priced drinks!) with our 14 week old son and were the first and only people in the bar. The bartender politely told us that due to the NYPD's crackdown on underage drinking, the owner has decided to ban all children from the bar. This isn't just checking everyone's ID under the age of 50, it's any and all kids. I can understand teenagers not being welcome, or maybe saying no kids with their parents after 8:00, but this was a newborn in a carrier at 5 PM in an empty bar. This crackdown has gone too far!"

We've covered our feelings regarding babies in bars about a million billion times here on FIPS (SPOILER ALERT: we think its totally fucking ridiculous), but quite frankly: if two chicks eating doughnuts on a playground bench can get a ticket (for violating the playground's "no adults without children policy), seems like all you BREEDER bitches better get Jr. a fake ID right quick.

Or...a goddamned babysitter.