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Tuesday
Jul132010

ATTN BIKERS: KEEP YOUR JUNK IN YOUR TRUNK!

Posted by: AuthorErica | DateTuesday, July 13, 2010 at 12:00AM

BWHAAAHAAAAA!

From Craigslist yesterday:

To cute guy on bike on in tiny shorts with his dick hangn out - m4m (5th ave and Union)

"You were stopped on your bike at Union and 5th and your shorts were pushed completely aside so the entirety of your dick and balls could hang out the side of your shorts. As you rode off, your genitals bobbed up and down with every rotation of the pedals. Everyone was just looking at you like viewing a car accident.
I am sure there are plenty of places you could go where exhibiting your sweaty flacid junk would be appreciated, but visually tea bagging all the residents of Park Slope is not appropriate. Get it together brother"

(via The Amber Show)

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