ALL GEESE GO TO HEAVEN

Remember that night in July when it was really fucking hot and then also hundreds of geese were gassed to death? SO DOES JONATHAN BLUM. He remembers so hard that he busted out his paintbrushes and easel.
So, if you’re tired of looking at the empty wall in your living room and are all, “daym, what should I put up in this be-atch?,” look no further than DEAD GOOSE ART.

photo: Julie Rosenberg for The Brooklyn PaperJonathan says, “To this day, I still am very affected by that slaughter — I can’t even say why. Partly, it was the way it was done, you know, in the middle of the night without any warning…I’m not a lunatic, but doesn’t that just sound so wrong?”

SO WRONG, Jonathan.

The painting, “A Canada Goose Goes to Heaven,” could be yours for $800 big ones, unless it already sold. Which is totally possible. And don’t worry: part of the proceeds go to goose related charities.

(via The Brooklyn Paper)