A Question For You Ladies: Facial Hair

Jerri Blank & The Flatpoint High Track Team

Ladies: Have you ever been getting your eyebrows threaded or waxed when the person hovering over you says, "Shall we go ahead and do the whole face?"

I've never bleached, plucked or waxed anything on my face besides my brows. I was not prepared for this qestion. As the lovely woman holding the thread waited for my answer, I wondered if I've been unknowingly walking around the Slope for the past few years with an unsightly amount of facial hair. Is it customary for the one shaping your brows to automatically talk you into an upgrade? Or am I completely in denial about my hairy, ape-like face?