BREAKING: Park Slope Is The 7th 'Dreamiest' Nabe Ever...ANYWHERE

Duh.

I mean, *we know* that everyone who doesn't live in Park Slope is jealous...and also probably has low self esteem...but now HGTV knows it too!

HGTV's FrontDoor.com picked 10 of the dreamiest nabes, and though we dispute the #5 inclusion of Coral Gables (as Florida is way too fucking hot to ever be considered "dreamy), Park Slope weighed in as #7 on the list:

"This neighborhood's historic charm, top-notch restaurants and shopping, and proximity to Prospect Park make it an attractive alternative to Manhattan for families and professionals. Seventh and Fifth avenues are Park Slope's main commercial areas, while other streets are occupied by renovated brownstones, which can sell for millions of dollars."

Also: lots o' MILF's

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[me]

oh crap... more pr for the breeders to come in because their strollers don't fit on Manhattan sidewalks