We Dare You To Write For Us....

Hey you: you reading this. Wanna write for us?

Here's the thing: we're lazy...and have other jobs, and in case you didn't get the memo: its fucking hard keeping a blog every day and making it interesting/relevant/timely/funny, blah, blah, blah. So we need other people like us (i.e. you).

Basically, you need to be:
* a good writer
* funny
* less annoying than we are (not a very tall order)
* reliable (i.e. if we have to constantly be buggin you for stuff, that's gonna get real old, real fast)
* a BK resident (Park Slope rez is most preferable, but beggars can't be choosers). Or screw it...BK knowledgeable would probs work too.

That's mostly it. YES WE CAN? You in?
Email us.