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Tuesday
Dec302008

HOLY SHIT! Now I Gotta Worry About My Dog Getting 'Dognapped!?'

Posted by: AuthorErica | DateTuesday, December 30, 2008 at 12:05AM


The current issue of The New Yorker offers up deets on a ridiculously frightening crime wave taking shape on the UWS: dognapping.

Sonofabitch.

Here's why I *think* me-n-Oliver are probs gonna be ok:
1. I NEVEREVERNEVEREVEREVEREVER leave him tied up alone outside.
2. I NEVEREVERNEVEREVEREVEREVER leave him tied up alone outside.
3. I NEVEREVERNEVEREVEREVEREVER leave him tied up alone outside.

Also I'm a black belt in Karate...and I carry a rape whistle...and mace...and a gun...and Oliver is very, very vicious and will bite you and make you bleed...so DON'T steal him, pleez (and be careful with your own pups!).

(City File via The New Yorker).

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