'You Would' Graffiti Confusing Park Slopers

photo: Brooklyn PaperThis year, Park Slope has kinda felt like a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, tucked into a a bizarro taco.

Between the ghost stroller, the missing unicorn, the potential glory hole at the Tea Lounge, the hand drawn penis at the tot lot, the strange smell of cinammon toast...and like a billion other things that I could go on about except that I don't want to confuse you ppl even more, we NOW have the inexplicable "You Would" graffiti to puzzle through!

I MEAN!!!?????

As NY Mag & The Brooklyn Paper rightly pointed out already: THIS SHIT IS B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

"With no name or artistic flourishes, the slogan doesn’t fall under the category of traditional graffiti — except that it’s everywhere: in the F train at Seventh Avenue, on a construction fence on Eighth Avenue and 14th Street, on a traffic control box on Seventh Avenue and 12th street, and painted on a rock on 14th street near Seventh Avenue.

It’s not the most eye-catching thing, but there is something about the phrase — “You would” — that has Brooklynites scratching their heads."

Personally, I'm so confused by this graffiti I couldn't even hazard a guess as to what it might mean!? BUT, if someone was holding a gun to my head and said: "you must make a guess as to what this graffiti means or innocent Basset Hound puppies will be murdered and then you will be forced to drink their blood," I would probably guess that the "You Would" means:

• You would bring your baby to a bar

But again, ppl that's JUST a guess.

(The Brooklyn Paper via Daily Intel)