WOOT: The Park Slope Edition

Ok, so I have no idea what this shit even means...or how on earth it relates to Park Slope. Mostly it just sounds to me like Tiffanhay and Ashlay are Valley Girls rather than Park Slopers, but WOOT seems to disagree. And so Park Slope is front and central in today's Woot sale for a Memorex 4GB media player :

Gentrification Is Other People

Somewhere in Park Slope right now…

Okay, so, the other dhay I was getting my coffhay at this bodega near my flat, and I saw Ashlhay! And I said, “Hey, Ashlhay, want some coffhay?” but Ashlhay didn’t shay hay, she just kept walking past mhay! And so I grabbed my iPhone and called Tiffanhay and said “Tiffanhay, Ashlhay just snubbed mhay at coffhay!” and Tiffanhay said “Brandhay! I’m worrhayed! Ashlhay told mhay that she was going out todhay and buying a MemorexMMP8585C 4GB MP3Video Photo Player!”

And I said “Reallhay? Ashlhay mhay have a whay to plhay an mpthray that isn’t trendhay?” and Tiffanhay said “Reallhay, okhay?” And then we Twittered about it and linked to the Twitter on our Facebooks.

Huh? (right?)  There's more....